May 19 2011

Wings of the Falcon by Barbara Michaels

Simone Kendrick

Wings of the Falcon by Barbara Michaels

Published by Dodd, Mead, & Company in 1977, but copies can be found on the HarperCollins website.

Most current ISBN-10: 0425110451

Another local library find during my teenage years, Wings of the Falcon is decidedly a gothic romance. I have never read Jane Eyre completely (I know, I’m horrible) or any of the other classic gothic romances, but I fell in love with Barbara Michaels endeavor in the genre. I can’t remember what drew me to the book, as its cover is of the typical design I try to avoid. The heroine, in a pink monstrosity of a dress, is looking dove-eyed and possibly under the influence of drugs out over the Italian country side complete with castle in the distance. I’m glad I picked it up though, because I’ve come back to re-read it over the years quite a few times.

While searching for more of her books to read, I discovered that Barbara Michaels is a pseudonym for Elizabeth Peters, a popular mystery writer. She’s written other novels under the Michaels name and I’ve been keeping an eye out for physical copies for a long time with little success. I should probably just bite the bullet and get them as e-books (available at the Harper Collins website). Or I could return to the library, hopefully they still wont have my picture up with a wanted sign for the numerous late fines I’ve accumulated over the years.

Our heroine, Francesca, is of the typical gothic heroine model. Beautiful, young, and naive- shoved into the dark, dangerous world alone by the untimely death of her father. Yet she rarely swoons and I think she only faints once (after being locked in an ancient crypt- I would probably faint too). She is fairly intelligent and grows as a character through the story.

After her father dies, her apparent benefactor attempts to rape her but she is rescued by her handsome Italian cousin Andrea. He whisks her away to her family castle in Italy and reunited with her long lost grandfather. Her mother apparently ran away with her father and was disowned and disinherited by her noble father. As is the usual case, she also died a tragic death during our heroine’s birth. Along the way, she picks up a feisty Miss Perkins as an English chaperone.

Mysteries unfold as soon as Francesca arrives at Castello Tarconti and a backdrop of political upheaval makes the book a fast-paced read. The reader is introduced to the enigmatic and crippled Stefano, Andrea’s twin. He has a biting wit that makes a reader laugh with him and cringe at the same time. The Falcon, an elusive radical who is trying to rouse the peasant population in a revolution against the feudal system of a corrupt Pope, makes a grand entrance and Francesca is suitably bedazzled. There’s a couple of attempts on her life and then the whole country goes into a revolution, so there’s plenty of action in the story. One could almost argue it’s more of a mystery/thriller than a romance, but the romance is fun and there is a happily ever after.

The dialogue was especially amusing for me, particularly the exchanges between Francesca and Stefano. Miss Perkins is also a fun character and a scene stealer. She reminds me a little of Amelia Peabody, which isn’t that surprising.

There’s a lot of info and stuff going on in the book, maybe a little too much, but I think it’s worth getting through and the end is satisfying.

 

 


May 18 2011

On Approval (1944)

Simone Kendrick

On Approval, 1944

Directed by Clive Brook

Written by Frederick Lonsdale, Clive Brook, and Terence Young


Starring Clive Brook, Beatrice Lillie, Googie Withers, and Roland Culver

On Approval is romantic comedy about marriage and people’s ideas of the “ideal” partner. The audience may be a little confused at the beginning because the movie opens with stock footage of a war film, but when the announcer begins his dry, witty commentary, you are too amused to care.

The actual story opens with George, the 10th Duke of Bristol (portrayed marvelously by Clive Brook), who is broke after drinking, gambling, and ‘women’-ing his fortune away. He is so strapped for money that he rents out his manor to a young American lady wanting to make a good impression on the genteel. Helen Hale (Googie Withers) is a sweet, patient woman and hardly similar to her usual American counterparts. She happens to be quite in love with George, although he is a confirmed bachelor and completely self-absorbed.

George and Helen

George reminds me of an 1890s House character- shrewd, uncaring, and subsequently hilariously honest. The conversations are full of barbs tossed back and forth with great style and delivery. You’ll want to be able to hear despite the older sound quality, so make sure you have decent speakers set up.

The story is moved along by the shrewish Mariah Wislack (Beatrice Lillie) who confides to Helen that she will only marry a man ‘on approval’. In a very modern fashion, she decides to take the proposed man and live for a month with him on a remote Scottish island to give marriage life a try without the lasting ties. It just so happens that George’s good friend Richard Halton is in love with Mariah and agrees to her idea. Richard is George’s best friend and just as broke as him but lacks the title and the aversion to marriage.

The men are happy with this arrangement until it is revealed that Mariah has no intention on Richard sleeping in the same room as her, not even the same castle. She intends for him to take a row boat every day back to the mainland and stay at the inn there. Apparently she is not that modern.

George, being the resourceful and dedicated friend he is, comes up with the idea during a funny drinking scene to arrive ahead of Mariah and Richard and buy up the available rooms in the inn, forcing him to have to stay in the castle with Mariah. Helen happens to find out about their plan and also decides to crash the party in her attempt to woo the reluctant George into marriage.

I really enjoyed Googie (gotta love the name) as Helen. I thought her quite elegant and smooth. The delivery on some of her lines was perfect.

All four end up alone in the castle (the staff ran off, appalled by the scandal) for the month and as time passes the audience realizes that Helen and Richard are quickly falling out of love with the waspish Mariah and selfish George.

The two decide to leave their ex-flames behind and head to the mainland, stranding them together and forcing them to deal with each other’s vices. An odd but amusing dream sequence follows and you can see the director playing with film techniques and different camera angles.

The end result is a happy marriage for all four but not necessarily how one would expect. I can’t say I was completely satisfied with the ending but I understood it and appreciated the writers staying true to the characters and realism.

The moral or message of the story is perhaps realizing that some people cannot change and to appreciate the goodness in others when you find it.

I thought On Approval a fun romp for the 1940s and I was looking forward to more Clive Brook pictures, but sadly the only one that features him in this type of character is On Approval.

Another great blog post about On Approval: http://grandoldmovies.wordpress.com/page/2/


May 12 2011

Hellspark by Janet Kagan

Simone Kendrick

HELLSPARK by Janet Kagan

Published by TOR in 1988.

ISBN:0965834522 (ISBN13: 9780965834520)

I’m sad to say that while I was researching this book for the recommendation I discovered that Janet Kagan died a few years ago. She appears to be generally beloved by the sci-fi community and while she wasn’t a prolific writer, everyone seems to agree she was quite talented.

She wrote HELLSPARK in 1988 and it has been a favorite of mine since I discovered it at the local library in 1999. I bought my copy from the library store and I think it serendipitous really, considering that the book has been out of print for awhile and copies are hard to find.

HELLSPARK is a book essentially about communication and understanding and the problems that develop when you have a group of people working without it.

Inside cover blurb:

“Tocohl Susumo was a Hellspark- a trader beyond compare, specialist in many languages and cultures of the known universe, and possessor of both an extrapolative computer (hers was named Maggy) and a protective artificial second skin, tech-loaded, that made her into something just shy of a superwoman. But whether even a Hellspark would be able to meet the challenge of the storm-wracked world called Flashfever remained to be seen.

Hired by a member of a survey team studying the indigenous life forms to determine their level of intelligence, if any, Tocohl and Maggy arrived on Flashfever to find one member of the expedition dead and the rest divided by misunderstandings and diverging goals. The leader of the group was about to send a message capsule declaring Flashfever’s bipedal, feathered natives nonsentient, based on the fact that they didn’t seem to exhibit any of the recognized signs of having a culture: neither language, nor art nor artifacts. Yet many members of the survey group were convinced the sprookjes were true sapients, and those scientists- among them Swift-Kalat, the ethologist who had sent for Tocohl- were willing to risk their careers to save the sprookjes and their world from exploitation.”

I read this relatively young and at the time I found it so unique and thought provoking I briefly considered a career in anthropology. I wanted to be Tocohl Susumo, as she was confident, intelligent, cool, and everything my 14 year old self wasn’t at the time. Now I read it with fond memories and as a light, somewhat predictable story made rich with memorable characters. It’s not a hardcore sci-fi novel, though technology, space ships, and aliens make their presence known. Character development is a tad skimpy, but I think that’s mainly because most of the story is devoted to Maggy’s, the extrapolative computer, development and the mystery of the sprookjes. I always wanted to find more books about a younger Tocohl, to see her grow into the interesting, confident woman she is in HELLSPARK. Kagan walked a fine line with Mary Sue-ism with Tocohl, but I think she successfully pulled it off. I liked and related more with Tocohl than envied her or became annoyed with her apparent perfection.

A mystery plot develops in the story when one of the team members is found dead and Tocohl must discover the killer as well as proof of the sprookjes sentience and innocence. Again, slightly predictable outcome, but still an enjoyable read. The characters interactions and misunderstandings are interesting enough to hold a reader’s attention and you will find yourself cheering them on to help the sprookjes.

As I mentioned in the beginning of the post, this book has been out of print for many years, but a search on Amazon showed some copies could be had for a wide range of prices. Unless you are already a hardcore Janet Kagan fan I would not recommend paying $52 for a copy- check the library first.

Janet Kagan is also known for her Mirabile stories and her StarTrek #21 story Uhura’s Song. I haven’t read either of them (I think they are also hard to find), but most of the reviews are positive.

 


May 11 2011

The Long, Hot Summer (1958)

Simone Kendrick

The Long, Hot Summer (1958)

Directed by Martin Ritt

Produced by Jerry Wald

Based on stories by William Faulkner

Screenplay written by Irving Ravetch and Harriet Frank Jr.

Starring Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward, Orson Welles, and Angela Lansbury

 

 

I won’t lie, Paul Newman is the main reason The Long, Hot Summer tops my movie lists. Not only is he a pleasure to look at on screen but his Southern drawl and bad-boy attitude make him quite swoon worthy. Regardless of what originally caught my attention, The Long, Hot Summer is actually full of a number of talented actors and actresses and a story line that drawls you in whether you want it or not. The movie is what makes me watch it again and again.

The story starts with Paul Newman’s character, Ben Quick (how awesome is that name?) under ‘trial’ for barn burning. You learn that Quick has a bit of a reputation as a barn burner and a barn burner is apparently ‘the meanest, lowest creature there is’. I could think of meaner, lower ones, but I guess everyone has their personal levels. Anyway, Quick escapes from the lack of evidence and the next scene is him walking down a deserted road and you instantly know two things: one, he’s the ‘hero’ and two, he’s not much of one. Your suspicions are confirmed when he hitches a ride with the prim Clara (Joanne Woodward) and the wilder Eula (Lee Rimick). The conversation is edgy with innuendo and an unspoken tension develops almost immediately between Clara and Ben while the oblivious Eula provides comic relief. Clara can sense the danger of Ben, despite his best attempt at appearing harmless and affable. Her wariness of him seems to simultaneously amuse and annoy Ben.

The girls drop him off at the small town of Frenchmen’s Bend, “the most nowhere place in the state of Mississippi” according to the flighty Eula. When asking about work, Quick is directed to the Varner plantation. Once again, he runs into the aloof Clara and her friend Agnes as they rest on the porch. Their conversation prior to Ben’s arrival is quite funny with its cynical one liners and exchanges. You also meet Jody, Clara’s brother and Will Varner’s only son. He’s an amiable but simple fellow and when he meets Quick, it reminds the audience of a lion tolerating a not too bright gazelle. Jody doesn’t even know enough to be concerned. The two agree for Quick to take over a small tenet farm.

Another tense scene follows between Clare and Quick when she brings a rug that he tracked mud on out to his small shack in order for him to clean it. This is their first conversation ‘alone’ together and Clara is willing to be less than socially polite.

Quick:  That’s a lot of fuss to be makin’ about a rug, lady. If it’s the rug that’s botherin’ ya.

Clara: What else would it be?

Quick: You correct me if I’m wrong, but I have the feeling I rile you. I mean, me being so mean and dirty and all.

Clara: You’re being personal with me. I’ll be personal with you. I’ve spent my whole life around men who push and shove and shout… and think they can make anything happen just by bein’ aggressive. I’m not anxious to have another one around the place.

The two part with much left unsaid and the next day Will Varner arrives home. Orson Welles did a marvelous job of making Varner a blustering, crafty old man, a force of nature to either withstand or evade. His dialogue and his attempt at a Southern drawl almost makes him unintelligible in some scenes but his motivation comes across with his expression and physical action. Welles had to wear a fake nose during the production and whenever he sweated it would fall off. You can feel his frustration and I don’t think he had to act very much to achieve the emotion.

Varner’s motivation is made clear with the reunion of his children. He has met his mortality in his recent stay at the hospital and he wants a family line to continue his memory. He questions Eula about maternity dresses and berates Clara for not socializing and mingling before bearing down on Jody with a ruthlessness that shows he pulls no punches for family. Only when he learns the identity of who recently rented the tenet farm does he leave with as much thunder and hellfire as when he arrived.

Will Varner, in his own words as he introduces himself to Quick: ”I’m the big landowner and chief moneylender in these parts. I’m commissioner of elections and veterinarian. I own the store and the cotton gin… and the grist mill, the blacksmith shop. It’s considered unlucky for a man to do his tradin’or gin his cotton… or grind his meal or shoe his stock… anywhere else.”

The two men recognize each other for what they are:

Varner: “You’re a young, dangerous man. I’m an old one.”

Varner is impressed by the qualities in Quick that he recognizes in himself- ambition, ruthlessness, and cleverness. Quick is given an opportunity to impress Varner by selling off a herd of horses for him. If he does well, Varner will advance his position to shop clerk. You can see the wheels turning in the old man’s head as he takes in all the angles and you know that it won’t be that simple.

The next scene shows Clara visiting her sometimes caller Alan Stewart (Richard Anderson) at his beautiful, elegant estate. Alan is a true gentlemen and quite proper and genteel- everything Clara’s father is not. The contrast between the two, as well as between Quick, is blatant. Clara shines here though and you have to wonder what is wrong with Alan that he can’t see, or accept, what Clara is clearly offering. You get a sense of ‘momma’s boy’ when his mother walks onto the scene and the audience knows right away Alan is no threat to Quick, much to Clara’a disappointment.

The next day Quick goes to town sell the horses and finds them wild, unbroken, and dangerous. Realizing Varner cheated him, he’s determined to see the deal through. He shows off his skill of salesmanship while Varner watches from Minnie Littlejohn’s (played by a young Angela Lansbury) front porch. Minnie is nearly as big a character as Varner, though much more pleasant and amusing. You get a sense that while Varner thinks he runs the show, she really has it all under control. She reveals her plans of matrimony to a shocked Varner:

Minnie: I made plans, Will. Matrimonial plans.

Varner: Matrimonial plans. Now, you ain’t ever heard me say the word….”matrimony.”

Minnie: Now, I’m willin’ to overlook that.

Meanwhile, Quick manages to sell all the horses to gullible townsfolk, much to Clara’s disapproval. As soon as the gates are open, the horses take off and the poor folks who parted with their money now find themselves with no horse. Varner, impressed by Quick and needing a quick retreat from the persistent Minnie, takes him to a decrepit old mansion from the Civil War, telling him if he plays his cards right, all this could be his. Quick is not impressed, but takes note of the place and of the legends of possibly buried treasure on the grounds. Varner also invites him to dinner, which leads to the next scene.

Dinner is an awkward affair, with thinly veiled barbs from Varner to anyone who presents themselves as a target, but mainly at the elegant Alan Stewart. The exchange between Stewart and Varner causes no end of discomfort for Clara, who is just as impatient with Alan as her father but not wanting to show it. Quick throws another tangle into the mix with Jody’s jealousy emerging, practically provoked by Varner. The meal makes most dysfunctional families look sane. They retire to the front porch for drinks and listen to the young boys from town cat call for Eula. Clara is particularly upset and you can sense her frustration at her life, causing the catalyst for the next scene and the conversation between her and Alan. She makes her desire for him and romance clearly known but he shuts her down offhandedly by complimenting her as a “nice, quiet, self-contained girl”. Schmuck.

Alan leaves early and Varner is called away by Minnie’s maid, leaving Clara and Ben alone on the dark porch. They circle one another warily and Quick makes the proposition Clara’s been secretly wanting but not daring enough to accept.

Ben: Let’s go get in that old Lincoln car of yours and go plow up the countryside. Let’s go holler off a bridge good and loud.

Clara: There’s been enough commotion tonight.

Ben: You want quiet? Let’s go find us a needle in a haystack.

Clara: Mr. Quick, those are all lovely, colorful suggestions… but I’m afraid if I started out to follow you… I would hear the starch in my petticoat begin to rustle… and I’d know I was out of character.

Ben: Get out of character, lady. Come on. Get way out.

Flustered, Clara sends him off and finds herself now having to deal with her father. Varner is not happy with Clara’s lack of amorous prospects- it doesn’t bode well for his plans of immortality through his descendants. Clara pleads with him to look at her as a person and not a broodmare but he’s resolved. He makes it clear that Clara needs to make a move with Alan or Varner will have Quick make a move, whether she wants it or not.

The next day at the store Quick faces trouble with Jody when an older woman asks for her money back for the horse her husband bought. Jody tries to take advantage of the situation to turn the townsfolk against Quick, but fails when Quick handles it with customer service charm. When faced with stronger opposition, Jody turns tail and runs, retreating back to the house and a confused Eula. Even she fails to boost his confidence, leaving him bitter and alone.

That night Clara walks by the store and finds the light still on. She enters and finds Quick still working. The scene is the climax of the tension that has been building between the two. Quick seduces Clara into a kiss and she lets him, but they both underestimate their reactions to it. In a last ditch effort to escape, Clara tosses out the one insult that would get Quick: Barn burner. In Quick’s heated reaction, his first truly emotional scene, you see how much the name coming from Clara hurt him. He runs her off and Varner catches the end of their conversation and is astute enough to read between the lines. He reveals his plan of marriage to Clara to Quick and Quick is surprised, but agreeable, given the money is substantial enough anyway. He insists on taking ownership of the old mansion from earlier immediately. Varner agrees and talks him into moving into the main house.

Now with Quick closer than ever, Clara and Jody both have to deal with him more directly. There’s a heart wrenching scene between Jody and Varner as a son looks for some sign or acknowledgement of affection from his father but is deeply disappointed. Jody sinks into a depression leaving Clara alone to stand against their father as well as the persistent Mr. Quick. The next day at the Church bazaar he bids a winning bid of $50 for her picnic basket. The two share a tense conversation rather than a picnic and Clara makes a stand.

Clara: Mr. Quick, I am a human being. Do you know what that means? It means I set a price on myself, a high, high price. You may be surprised to know it… but I’ve got quite a lot to give. I’ve got things I have been savin’ up my whole life… things like love and understanding and… and jokes and good times and good cooking. I’m prepared to be the queen of Sheba for some lucky man… or at the very least, the best wife that any man could hope for. Now, that’s my human history… and it’s not gonna be bought and sold… and it’s certainly not gonna be given away to any passin’ stranger.

Ben: All right. Then run, lady. And you keep on runnin’! Buy yourself a bus ticket and disappear. Change your name, dye your hair, get lost! And then maybe… just maybe… you’re gonna be safe from me.

Alan steps in to take her back to the bazaar, ending the conversation and Clara once again attempts to incite some kind of emotional confirmation from him. She is disappointed and ultimately accepts that Alan Stewart is not the man for her. Meanwhile, Jody takes advantage of Quick’s seclusion and attempts to force him out of town with a gun. Quick proves too clever for the simple Jody though, and tricks the boy into following him to the old mansion to search for buried treasure. They find a bag of silver dollars and Jody buys the property from Quick outright. Varner later finds his son, digging madly into the ground looking for more treasure, and he quickly realizes Quick’s swindle. Jody is devastated by the humiliation and the sight of his father’s pity is too much for him. He runs away, promising retribution.

Varner returns home, saddened by his failure of a son, and finds a tired Clara. He mistakenly believes her statements about ‘things being settled’ with Alan as confirmation they were to be married and his spirits are so lifted, you can tell Clara doesn’t have the heart or strength to set him right. The next day Varner takes himself over to the Stewarts to celebrate with his supposed future son-in-law and make weddings plans, but is outraged when Alan and his mother tell him the truth. Varner snaps, loading into his car and driving like a fiend, first to the store to order Quick in his best suit and then to Clara to order her to get there and say just one word: Yes.

The old man returns home and a servant tells him that a mare recently foaled in the barn and he goes to take a look at the new foal. Jody, looking haggard and tortured, watches as his father disappears into the barn alone. In a desperate, maniacal move, Jody shuts his father in the barn and sets fire to it. Varner quickly realizes whats going on and pleads with his son to release. It’s a tense moment and you wonder if Varner ends up dying in the hell he most likely will be going to, but Jody repents and lets him out. In his own twisted way, Varner respects Jody’s decision to attempt to murder him and then release him. He proclaims his son has returned and can take his place again as his right hand. I have to wonder if the old man was just catering to the psycho in order to not have to worry about any more homicidal attempts, but I guess it wraps things up neatly.

The townsfolk, seeing the smoke and hearing about Varner’s barn being set fire, need little excuse to charge and convict Quick of the crime. Let’s just ignore the fact that he’s been in the store the whole time and nowhere physically near the barn, but whatever. A group of men approach him, ready to be Quick’s judge, jury, and executioners. Quick, feeling fatalistic and tired of running, refuses to give ground until Clara pulls up in her speedboat of a car and orders him to get in. They make a quick escape and arrive just in time to see the end of the barn burning. Quick becomes physically ill at the sight and must leave. A curious and concerned Clara follows him and he reveals his difficult and lonely past as the barn burner’s son. Clara is sympathetic and you can sense a change in their relationship with the revelation. Quick decides that since Clara saved his life, he could at least give back her’s and he decides to not go through with the marriage.

He proves his resolve by refusing Varner outright and scolding him for their wicked transgressions and selfish plans for others.  The movie ends rather abruptly with Clara following Quick into the house and interrupting his packing with a repeat of his own monologue from the picnic. The two embrace and while it’s a little rushed, their happily ever after feels genuine. The last scene is of the smug Varner, who realizes that all of his dreams are coming true. You simultaneously hate him and are pleased right along with him.

Some might not appreciate the romance of Ben and Clara (my husband didn’t get it at all) but romance readers will recognize and appreciate the trope of a rake tamed by the lady. This was the first partnership of Newman and Woodward, who would later become actual husband and wife. The movie is entertaining and makes you want to drink a cold glass of lemonade while sitting on a porch swing.


May 5 2011

Magic Bites by Ilona Andrews

Simone Kendrick

Magic Bites by Ilona Andrews

Published by ACE,  March 27, 2007.

ISBN-13: 978-0441014897

This is not really a review or recommendation as it is more of a rave of fan girl exultation. I’ve been following the Kate Daniels series as well as Andrew’s other works since I first picked up Magic Bites from my local Books-A-Million around 3 years ago.

I don’t know if it was the timing of my life (finishing school, starting a new, high-stress job, and my new husband leaving once again for a tour of Iraq) or the book itself that made such an impact on me, but I think it’s most likely a combination. I dabbled into Urban Paranormal before I picked up Magic Bites but had been ultimately unimpressed.

Yes, the heroines were bad ass, but they just lacked something to make them relatable for me.

But then came Kate. She is simply awesome. A smart ass attitude combined with the lethal, kick ass sword skills and magic is just made for win. What made Kate go from awesome to supreme in my book, however, is her vulnerability and humanity.

Yes, Kate can kill you with her pinky and a toothpick, but she is really soft and gooey inside. She has a sense of honor that is easy to understand but hard to live. She tries to avoid any emotional attachments, yet she forms them anyway and her loyalty would be the death of her. You laugh with her and you mourn with her through out the series.

As you can probably tell, there is a lot of fan girl love in my heart for Kate (and I haven’t even started on Curran or the secondary characters!).

 

But back to Magic Bites-

“Atlanta would be a nice place to live, if it weren’t for magic… One moment magic dominates, and cars stall and guns fail. The next, technology takes over and the defensive spells no longer protect your house from monsters. Here skyscrapers topple under onslaught of magic; werebears and werehyenas prowl through the ruined streets; and the Masters of the Dead, necromancers driven by their thirst of knowledge and wealth, pilot blood-crazed vampires with their minds. In this world lives Kate Daniels. Kate likes her sword a little too much and has a hard time controlling her mouth. The magic in her blood makes her a target, and she spent most of her life hiding in plain sight. But when Kate’s guardian is murdered, she must choose to do nothing and remain safe or to pursue his preternatural killer. Hiding is easy, but the right choice is rarely easy…”

The book opens with Kate brooding in her home with a bottle of Boone’s Farm Hard Lemonade. An unpretentious drink for an unpretentious heroine. The dark, creepy tone of the book is quickly set with the arrival of a vampire.

“An icy wave of fear and revulsion hit me. My stomach lurched, sending acid to coat the root of my tongue with a bitter aftertaste. Shivers ran along my spine, and the tiny hairs on my neck stood on their ends.

Something bad was in my house.”

Now, these aren’t your sparkly vampires. These are old-school, “gonna eat your ass” vampires that make you want to check under your bed and closet before you go to sleep.

“The intruder hesitated, turned, and anchored itself in the corner, where the ceiling met the wall. It sat there, fastened to the paneling by enormous yellow talons, still and silent like a gargoyle in full sunlight. I took a swig from the bottle and set it so I could see the creature’s reflection. Nude and hairless, it didn’t carry a single ounce of fat on its skeletal frame and every dry, hard cord of muscle was clearly visible beneath its taut pallid hide.”

To make it even creepier, the vampires are as mindless as cockroaches and require a ‘rider’ called a Master/Mistress of the Dead to keep them from killing every living thing near them. They control the terrifying creatures with their mind and can pilot them around. They can even speak through them.

“That was extremely inconsiderate, Kate,” Ghastek’s voice said from the vampire’s throat. “Now I have to feed him.”

“It’s a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.”

The vampire’s face jerked as if the Master of the Dead controlling it tried to squint.

“What are you drinking?” Ghastek asked.

“Boone’s Farm.”

“You can afford better.”

“I don’t want better. I like Boone’s Farm. And I prefer to do business by phone and with you, not at all.”

 

This is a perfect portrayal of Kate’s devil-may-care attitude while interacting with some terrifying monsters. This black comedic tone continues through out the series with some pretty hilarious moments and conversations sprinkled through a dark tale full of action and adventure.

Through the vampire, Ghastek points Kate toward the murder of her recently estranged guardian, the Knight Diviner Greg. Kate’s family dynamics are quite convoluted and slowly revealed throughout the series, but it is in Magic Bites that we first learn why Kate is forced to live alone and without close relationships. Greg was her last close friend and his death caused quite a shock for her. Kate, refusing to acknowledge that she is going against the very plan she formed to stay ‘unknown’, plans to discover Greg’s killer. While she investigates the murder, Kate is forced to interact with another supernatural sect, the Atlanta Pack.

The Pack’s leader, Curran Lennart, is known as the Beast Lord and is the immovable object to Kate’s unstoppable force. Their interaction is a perfect mix of humor, tension, and wariness. He would need his own post to go into his character.

The action scenes alone are movie worthy and the mystery of the murder reveals itself in a fun and believable pace. I don’t want to give everything away about this awesome debut book and I could probably go on in length about what I like (I didn’t even delve more into Curran or touch on Derrick or Saiman). Be prepared for a reading marathon because I’m positive if you enjoy Magic Bites, you will be itching to read the rest of this great series.

You can read the rest of the first chapter on Ilona Andrew’s website, as well as many other excerpts from other books in the series. The latest book, Magic Slays, will be out at the end of this month on May 31. You can anticipate another fangirlish post close to the release date, following by a period of inactivity while I inhale the book and get my much needed fix.


May 4 2011

Bringing Up Baby (1938)

Simone Kendrick

Bringing Up Baby, 1938

Directed by Howard Hawks

Written by Dudley Nichols and Hagar Wilde

 

Starring Cary Grant as Dr. David Huxley and Katherine Hepburn as Miss Susan Vance.

 

A fast-paced, fast talking, slap stick, romantic comedy that showcased Hepburn’s ability to be funny as well as spunky and Grant’s shy, reluctant hero. This is one of my all time favorite movies and is definitely on my top ten.

 

The premise is far fetched but amusing: Dr. David Huxley is a zoology professor who has been working on his brontosaurus skeleton in the museum for the past four years and is anxiously looking forward to the arrival of the last bone, the intercostal clavicle. He needs this bone and the $1 million endowment from the esteemed Mrs. Carleton Random to complete his project. He also happens to be getting married the next day to his assistant, a cold woman who appears to care more about his career and potential than she does about him. In order to get the $1 million endowment, David needs to get in the good graces of Mrs. Random’s lawyer, Alexander Peabody, who will ultimately give the go ahead. While trying to make a good impression on Mr. Peabody on the golf course, David runs into the tornado that is Miss Susan Vance. In a whirlwind of confusion and fast talking they bicker about the ownership of a golf ball and then about a car and somehow end up driving off together, leaving the confused and annoyed Mr. Peabody in their dust.

They later meet again at a night club where Susan accidentally rips David’s coat before he can make amends to Peabody and he becomes angry. While she is storming away, the back of her own dress is ripped and she unknowingly heads to public humiliation if David didn’t stop her. Another hilarious scene of comic confusion and physical action ensues. Peabody is again left bewildered and ultimately unimpressed by the Dr. Huxley. Later on, while Susan is mending David’s coat, the truth is revealed: Susan knows Peabody, in fact, they’re quite good friends (she even calls him “Boopy”). She convinces David that they should drive to the countryside to meet up with “Boopy” and explain all of the misunderstandings. David admits that he is to be married tomorrow and Susan is apparently heartbroken, but not defeated.

To throw another curve ball into the mix, Susan’s brother sent her a tame leopard named Baby that she must get to her aunt’s country estate without her knowing. She finagles David into going with her by pretending to be in trouble (she’s actually quite devious). The two get to the estate and David’s prized bone is quickly stolen by George, Mrs. Random’s dog.

Making things even more complicated,  David realizes that he’s at THE Mrs. Carlton Random’s estate and has made a poor impression, so he convinces Susan to hide his identity.  It’s too much for David to bear and one of my favorite scenes involves him running around in a ladies dressing gown at the end of his rope.

It doesn’t stop there- the insanity continues when they go in search of George and Baby and the intercostal clavicle, not knowing that a man-eating leopard has escaped from a nearby circus in the same woods. Eventually David and Susan are caught by local authorities after making a nuisance of themselves and taken to jail. Susan comes up with a brilliant plan of pretending to be wanted criminals in order to get out of the cell and continue her search for Baby. She names herself “Swingin’ Door Suzy” and David is her mobster boyfriend, Jerry the Nipper. She does manage to successfully escape and brings back a leopard, but it’s the man-eater from the circus. They find themselves once again locked up in the jail along with everyone else, now for their safety.

You wouldn’t think romance could develop in such a chaotic climate as this, but at the end of the film Susan returns to David’s museum to give him his intercostal clavicle. He admits that he’s fallen in love with her and the last few days had been the best of his life (as well as the craziest). Susan is ecstatic and can’t help but show her affection, simultaneously destroying the Brontosaurus skeleton David has been working on for the past four years. He’s past caring though and the audience is left knowing that they will live happily and zanily ever after.

Though Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn are the stars and do a wonderful job in their roles, the supporting cast helped make the movie the gem that it is. Everyone is top notch in their respective roles and the quality is seen in nearly every scene. Surprisingly, Bringing Up Baby didn’t do well in the box office on it’s initial release, but it’s now regarded as one of the best comedies of the time.

As I mentioned before, it’s on my top ten and I watch it yearly. You can read more about the movie in the following blog posts and websites:

- http://nothingiswrittenfilm.blogspot.com/2011/03/bringing-up-baby.html

- http://www.sheilaomalley.com/?p=9490

http://www.sheilaomalley.com/?p=3454

- www.imdb.com/title/tt0029947/

http://www.filmsite.org/brin.html


May 1 2011

Welcome!

Simone Kendrick

Welcome to my blog and what I hope is the start of an entertaining web novel for readers to enjoy!

I’m Simone Kendrick and I will be your writer for this adventure. Anna Vittone, web designer and artist extraordinaire, will be providing all of the beautiful visuals for your pleasure. We plan on offering you the latest installment in the St. Croix Stories every other Monday, starting tomorrow.

A little history about the story and about us:

The story of Marie St. Croix and Detective Adam Wyse originally was written for a competition offered by the talented Mr. Proulx of Catherinette Rings. While I wrote their first adventure, The Basilisk Eye, with the intention of a stand alone story, I quickly fell in love with the characters and their world. I debated about continuing their story and how, but it wasn’t until Anna gave me the idea of a web novel that I figured it out. She also generously offered to illustrate and design my blog for the series.

Anna and I have been friends for a long time and have enjoyed dabbling in creative endeavors periodically. She is a talented artist, as well as video game designer, and you can see her works here.

I’ve been writing since I was 12 but only recently have I decided to pursue it professionally. This web novel and blog will hopefully be a good starting point for me as I learn what it takes to be an actual writer. Along with the scheduled posts of the St. Croix Stories, I’m hoping to have Book Recommendations every Thursday and a Classic Movie Recaps every Wednesday. I’ve been reading since before I can remember and have many books that I love and have influenced me as a writer and a person. I’ve also been watching Classic movies since I was a child and while I don’t consider myself anything close to a film expert, I’ve made it a plan to become more knowledgeable in an area that I greatly enjoy.

In-between the scheduled posts will be somewhat personal posts about my daily life and my writing path as I start. Hopefully they will all be at least a little entertaining.

Any questions or comments can be directed to simone.kendrick1 @ gmail .com (without the spaces).

Tomorrow we will post an edited, slightly changed version of The Basilisk’s Eye, Marie and Adam’s initial meeting. Anna’s cover will also be revealed and I hope you all will enjoy it.


Mar 12 2011

Simone Kendrick’s New Short Story Blog

Anna Vittone

“Hello World!”  March 12, 2011 marks the launch of Simone Kendrick’s new Short Story Blog.  I am Anna Vittone, Simone’s web admin and illustrator.  For the most part, you will be hearing from Simone in the form of her lovely short stories, but this is also the space where she can blog about new ideas, events, book and movie reviews, and finished works.  I have been reading, writing, and drawing with Simone since 1998 or so, and I have enjoyed watching her grow as a story teller.  I think you will too.